"Once Tootles began, which was not very often, he had a silly way of going on.
"As I can't be father," he said heavly, "I don't suppose, Michael, you would let me be baby?"
"No, I won't," Michael rapped out. He was already in his basket.
"As I can't be baby," Tootles said, getting heavier and heavier, do you think I could be a twin?"
"No, indeed," replied the twins; "it's awfuly difficult to be a twin."
"As I can't be anything important," said Tootles, "would any of you like to see me do a trick?"
"No," they all replied.
Then at last he stopped. "I hadn't really any hope."
From J.M. Barrie's "Peter Pan".